“Redneck
Rendezvous”
Written by Rusty Golden, Richard Carpenter and Bobby Alexander
Written by Rusty Golden, Richard Carpenter and Bobby Alexander
BABY WE’RE GONNA GET DOWN TONIGHT
SPARE NO EXPENSE
WE’RE GONNA DO IT UP RIGHT
I’LL PICK UP THE BEER-YOU PICK UP THE CHOPS
AND HONEY PUT ON YOUR BEST HALTER TOP
LEONARD’S GONNA HELP ME MOVE THE SPEAKERS OUTSIDE
WE’LL PUMP UP KATIES PLASTIC POOL
AND FILL IT UP WITH ICE
SHIRLEY SAID SHE’D HELP YOU MAKE THOSE DEVILED EGGS
AND CHAIN UP OL’ BLUE
SO HE WON’T HUMP ON GRANNYS LEG
(CHORUS)
GONNA HAVE A REDNECK RENDEZVOUS
A GOOD OL’ BACKWOODS BAR-B-CUE
KICK UP OUR HEELS AND HOWL AT THE MOON
REDNECK RENDEZVOUS
THE POLICE AIN’T INVITED LIKE THEY WERE LAST YEAR
WHEN "BIG TINY" GOT DRUNK
AND TRIED TO CUT OFF SHORTYS EAR
CAN’T WAIT TO SEE OL’ MABEL IN HER TIGHT MINISKIRT
CAUSE AFTER 14 FUZZY NAVELS SHE SURE LIKES TO FLIRT
REPEAT CHORUS
WHEN THE SUN COMES UP THE PARTY WILL END
BUT IT’S SIX DAYS AND COUNTING
TIL WE DO IT ALL AGAIN
REPEAT CHORUS
